Orlando’s Closest Beach: 5 Shocking Discoveries You Won’t Believe
Hello, beach bum! Ready for a wave of excitement?
Ever wondered how far a theme park vacation is from some serious sand and sun? Orlando’s proximity to the coast might surprise you… or maybe not, if you’ve already been to Cocoa Beach! Prepare to be amazed (or maybe just mildly surprised) by this list!
Did you know that the average person spends X hours a year dreaming of sandy toes and ocean breezes? (We made that statistic up; but how long *do* you dream of the beach?) This article will blow those daydreams out of the water (pun intended!).
What’s better than a perfectly crafted cocktail at sunset? Finding out the answer is just a short drive away! Get ready to discover something completely unexpected, or perhaps, exactly what you expected. It’s a total cliffhanger, we swear!
Why did the beach go to therapy? Because it had too many shells-hocked tourists! This article isn’t about therapy, thankfully, but it *is* about discovering the best-kept beach secrets near Orlando.
Ready for a splash of surprising information? We’re diving headfirst into the top 5 shocking discoveries about Orlando’s closest beach. Keep reading to find out what they are! You won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to sunshine…in that case, maybe stick to the theme parks).