Snowzilla Redux: D.C. Hit by 2nd Major Snowstorm – Impacts & Updates
Hello, snowbirds and city dwellers alike! Ready for another dose of winter wonder? Or perhaps, winter wonderment?
Snowzilla Redux: D.C. Hit by 2nd Major Snowstorm – Impacts & Updates
Ever wonder how many snow shovels are sold in D.C. during a blizzard? The number’s probably…snow joke!
This isn’t your average dusting, folks. We’re talking major snowfall – the kind that makes you question your life choices involving living in a place where this happens twice in a month.
Prepare for a blizzard of updates! Will the Metro be running? Will the coffee shops stay open? These are the questions keeping us all awake at night (or at least, until the next snow day!).
Did you know that a certain percentage of D.C. residents secretly enjoy a good snow day? We’ll let you guess that percentage. Just stick around to find out more!
Stay tuned for the latest on road closures, school cancellations, and other critical information! Read on to find out what’s in store—and maybe, just maybe, a few more hilarious puns.
Remember, the snow doesn’t stop…until we’re done talking about it! Buckle up, buttercup. This article has it all!